>There’s a Yorkshire dialect song that we used to sing at school. I can’t remember the title, or much else – just the line “Nivver bin warm sin ah left me bed” – ‘warm’ pronounced to rhyme with ‘calm’, obviously. This line kept appearing in my head during my recent, pre-christmas visit home. It was cold. So very, very cold. One day we took a walk to the top of the Five Rise Locks, looking at the ghostly, frozen valley below us. Nothing moved except woodsmoke lazily curling up from chimneys, and a group of kids sledging down an iron-hard field.
In the five days I was up in Keighley, the temperature never got above minus 4. One shocking night it was minus 15. It’s the sort of weather where you never feel entirely, properly warm – except in about three places: My mam and dad’s house, my grandma’s living room (hotter, in fact, than a nuclear reactor) and sat in front of the fireplace in the Boltmaker’s Arms, where I took this short film while supping Ram Tam – Taylor’s famous winter warmer – with my dad and my uncle. I hope it captures a little of the welcoming banter of this very special pub.
Happy Christmas, and many thanks for reading my humble blog – see you next year!
Ten-Inch Wheels 
>Good looking fire that….of course, "if thee cuts thine logs thesen, thee warms thesen twice."On the other hand, it's so much easier having them delivered!