Kernel Bogey

It’s become a bit of a tradition at work that on the day we finish for Christmas, I bring in some ‘interesting’ beers for my lager-favouring colleagues to try. I nipped over to the London Bridge Oddbins and picked up some bottles from Kernel, lovingly made one bridge further East along the Thames at Bermondsey. That afternoon we got stuck into some of their Stella IPA and M.A NZC Pale, with measures getting ever-smaller as more colleagues came and joined in. “I never knew proper beer could taste this good” said one, who normally drinks Magners. Every now and then a brewery pops up that deserves the hype. Kernel is one of them. I kept back an Export India Porter for Christmas dinner.

A few days later. The turkey’s carved. The pigs are in blankets. The bottle of Porter has been settling on a cool shelf. I gently ease the the Kernel’s cap off, and a spout of sticky black liquid blasts from the bottle, coating the microwave, the kitchen worktop, the floor and the window sill – and me – in the best part of five quid’s worth of beer. The two fingers I manage to rescue into my La Chouffe glass is swimming with sediment. Down the sink, and I reach for an Old Peculier instead. A Theakston bottle may not be as modish as Kernel, but you can be sure you won’t need a mop on standby.

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11 Responses to Kernel Bogey

  1. Ted says:

    The saison – one of my absolute faves from Kernel – proved similarly problematic wherever I drank it (usually the ETap) – it is often advisable to have a bucket handy when opening that one.

    Not had much of a problem with the rest of their range though….

  2. Bailey says:

    We had the opposite with a beer from a different brewery: it had no condition whatsoever. Less messy than your experience, and the beer was still drinkable — tasty, in fact — but, at £4.50 a bottle, disappointing.

    • Ted says:

      It wasn’t Moor was it? I had some of their beers at Mason & Taylor and they were pretty dead.

    • Only had one that was completely flat – Fraoch Heather Ale. I couldn’t work out if it was meant to be like that or not. It was disgusting, anyway.

      • zatytom says:

        The bottled beers I had from a recently-opened brewery near me were perfectly tasty but utterly, completely flat. Hopefully they’ll sort that soon.

        Explodey-beers: Brewdog AB:04 was quite energetic. Achouffe Chouffe Houblon also likes to explode. I drink a lot of Kernel, and haven’t had one explode, but have had a few that pour a pit of head at first..

      • What’s the recently-opened brewery? Just so I can avoid their stuff.

  3. Steve says:

    you poured it down the sink?! its still drinkable with yeast in it!

  4. Ben says:

    I’d have drunk the two fingers worth. Export India Stout is a cracker of a beer and doesn’t suffer from the odd bit of sediment in it at all.

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