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A lot of places back home pride themselves on serving up ‘Yorkshire Portions’ – you’ll see it proclaimed on blackboards outside pubs and cafes. It’s one reason we Tykes are so big and strong. And fat.
However, I’ve never seen anything like this monster, served up last week when my mum and dad were at the Bay Horse in Brandon, near Durham.
Your move, Yorkshire.
Ten-Inch Wheels 
>Blimey, that IS a monster! We encountered something nearly as monstrous when my partner was foolhardy enough to order the large cod at Fosters of Alderley Edge: http://www.flickr.com/photos/trevira/3761936624/
>Nowt wrong wi' that fish, owd lad…just that bloody great pile o' garden weeds!
>Christ man, just seen this. Wow. A monster. Are you sure you didn't order 'Kraken and Chips' by mistake?